SF Band and Sexual Powerhouses Low Country Kingdom


Acclaimed entertainment pioneers and transcendant sexual powerhouses Low Country Kingdom defied US Marshals’ orders to keep the peace and play another riveting and groundbreaking show, this time at Great American Music Hall in San Francisco.

Rumors abound of potential trapezing elephants and epic grizzly bear vs. tiger shark battles mid-concert, but all bets are off when it comes to this duo’s electrifying performances.

“Oh yeah, you don’t want to miss it,” said Ryan Woods, self-proclaimed “LCKlien” and fangirl for life. “Last time I think they had real light sabers and actually killed a terrorist during the show. It was, it was intense, man.”

Drug-induced exaggerations aside, this show will no doubt put significant pressure on local law enforcement’s crowd control capacity. When reached for comment, San Francisco Chief of Police Eric Steinem only replied, “What? Holy fuck are you serious? Awesome. Somebody else can work my shift–I’m the fucking Chief of Police and I’m going to that show and getting super fucked up.”

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